SCREW YOU! #2,837 — There’s Gotta Be a Better Way to SHIT.
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4 min readApr 7, 2023
Sometimes I sit my butt on the toilet and it’s a nice, peaceful, clean bowel movement. Everything comes out perfectly, a wipe or two, and I’m ready to go — in and out, boom, done. Then there’s those times (usually when I’m in a hurry, or have something super-pressing to do) when all hell breaks loose, and shitting becomes a huge ordeal — it keeps coming out, or it doesn’t simply sliiiide…
