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Mark Zuckerberg is… The Digital Gangster
As we walks through the Valley of the Silicon…
He’s the digital gangsta,
straight-up ghostface social media shank-sta,
The Myspace Killah,
sippin’ double chai vanilla,
stealin’ code, makin’ boatloads
of money, yeah you think it’s funny
but he ain’t no foo’
dropped out Harvard
now he the new Big Blue.
The Teflon Don of the Dotcom,
billions with B, you can’t beat him —
he sees your Messenger,
he knows you cheatin’.
Judges in the pocket
cuz the girls they trollin’.
Politicians on the take,
as the donations roll in.
He’s the Al Capone of the Silicon Zone,
got more clout than the Corleone.
Harvesting data, selling your names,
like El Chapo does cocaine.
Makin’ bank, got you to thank,
postin’ memes and YouTube pranks.
A thumbs-up here, “wow!” face there,
ad dollars stackin’ up every time you share.
But true to the blue
he don’t give a fuck,
start talkin’ your smack, he’ll lock your ass up,
(Epic Fail!)
and throw …away …the key,
erase you from existence
for one- to thirty — days
(in Facebook Jail!)
Your timeline empty, nothing to do —
Instagram?
Motherfucker own that too!
