Smart Enough to Know It, Dumb Enough to Do It.

Sometimes I have to remind myself that I am absolutely 100% AS DUMB AS I LOOK.

Remember when we were kids and we mashed all the foods in the cafeteria together — chocolate milk, mashed potatoes, salisbury steak, someone’s tuna sandwich, ketchup, mustard, green peas, ice cream, etc. — and then we tried it and it was fucking gross? But we didn’t care because IT WAS FUN?