I just finished the first TWENTY miles on my new Unagi Model One E500 Dual Motor Electric Scooter and all in all, I LOVE IT. I simply can’t express how much freedom something as simple as an electric scooter allows me to enjoy. Back and forth to work, I don’t…

A Better Way to Distribute Your Film or TV Show That Will Earn You More Than Netflix, Hulu and Other Streaming Platforms. By Phil Autelitano It’s been over seven years since I published my wildly popular, “How to Sell Your Film to Netflix, Hulu, Amazon and Others” article here on Medium. Since then, along with a few updated versions, it’s been quoted and shared and read millions of times across the Internet…

Wacky Pope Natural Gender-Confirming Vatican Estercoraria Chairs! Wacky Pope Natural Gender-Confirming Vatican Estercoraria Chairs! Hi, I’m Phil Italiano, President and CEO of Phil Italiano’s Wacky Pope Natural Gender-Confirming Vatican Estercoraria Chair Emporium and Warehouse! Thanks to a recent Roman Catholic Church sexual harassment settlement I am now currently overstocked on…

MIAMI — Screw Magazine announced today that as of March 15, 2023, we will begin paying contributing writers $10/CPM for all published articles, with a potential increase to $25/CPM based on demand. The new program, developed by Screw publisher Phil Autelitano (“Phil Italiano”) was designed to attract fresh, new voices…

By Phil Italiano I was hearing voices today… Indian voices. 7–11 not Native American. They — well, actually it was just one voice — calling me all kinds of names. Asshole. Dickhead. And saying all sorts of other crazy stuff, too. Turns out, I had the phone in my back…

By Billy Ballstein On February 13, 2023, the DEA issued a long-awaited response letter to attorney Rod Kight, indicating the agency has officially declared delta-8 and delta-9-THC-O acetate, which is synthesized from licit hemp, as a Schedule 1 drug under the Controlled Substances Act (CSA). While this decision may surprise…

The Murph was one of the last of the old school pimps. He lived in a house on Grant Ave. in Schenectady, with his old lady and a bunch of his hoes. He was the stereotypical 70s “Willie Dynamite”-style pimp; he wore the hat, the fur coat, the gold chains…

By Phil Italiano “We got it totally under control.” I’m haunted by those words spoken by former President Donald Trump on January 22, 2020. That and, “It’s just that one guy coming in from Chi-na.” Since then, nearly 7 million people have died of COVID-19 worldwide. More than a million…

Screw Magazine seeks writers of fine filth and other goofy stuff. I’ve literally made a career out of writing about poop and pee, penises and vaginas, dirty sex stuff and stuff that I’m probably the only one in the word thinks is funny. Of course, I have the ultimate platform for it — Screw Magazine — founded in 1968 by the…