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Publishing Your Own Roku Channel: START HERE.

By Phil Autelitano So you’ve decided to take my advice and publish your own Roku channel, but what type of channel do you want to launch? There are several types of Roku channels you can launch depending on your budget needs and revenue expectations. The fastest, cheapest and easiest solution…

Roku

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Publishing Your Own Roku Channel: START HERE.
Publishing Your Own Roku Channel: START HERE.
Roku

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Unagi Model One Scooter Review: Ten Things I Love And Ten Things I Don’t.

I just finished the first TWENTY miles on my new Unagi Model One E500 Dual Motor Electric Scooter and all in all, I LOVE IT. I simply can’t express how much freedom something as simple as an electric scooter allows me to enjoy. Back and forth to work, I don’t…

Electric Car

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Unagi Model One Scooter Review: Ten Things I Love And Ten Things I Don’t.
Unagi Model One Scooter Review: Ten Things I Love And Ten Things I Don’t.
Electric Car

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Published in Business & Marketing

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Don’t Sell Your Film to Netflix — Do THIS Instead.

A Better Way to Distribute Your Film or TV Show That Will Earn You More Than Netflix, Hulu and Other Streaming Platforms. By Phil Autelitano It’s been over seven years since I published my wildly popular, “How to Sell Your Film to Netflix, Hulu, Amazon and Others” article here on Medium. Since then, along with a few updated versions, it’s been quoted and shared and read millions of times across the Internet…

Filmmaking

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Don’t Sell Your Film to Netflix — Do THIS Instead.
Don’t Sell Your Film to Netflix — Do THIS Instead.
Filmmaking

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Published in SCREW

·Mar 14

Wacky Pope Natural Gender-Confirming Vatican Estercoraria Chairs!

Wacky Pope Natural Gender-Confirming Vatican Estercoraria Chairs! Wacky Pope Natural Gender-Confirming Vatican Estercoraria Chairs! Hi, I’m Phil Italiano, President and CEO of Phil Italiano’s Wacky Pope Natural Gender-Confirming Vatican Estercoraria Chair Emporium and Warehouse! …

Parody

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Wacky Pope Natural Gender-Confirming Vatican Estercoraria Chairs!
Wacky Pope Natural Gender-Confirming Vatican Estercoraria Chairs!
Parody

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Published in SCREW

·Mar 12

Screw Magazine to Pay Writers Up to $20/CPM.

MIAMI — Screw Magazine announced today that as of March 15, 2023, we will begin paying contributing writers $10/CPM for all published articles, with a potential increase to $25/CPM based on demand. The new program, developed by Screw publisher Phil Autelitano (“Phil Italiano”) was designed to attract fresh, new voices…

Writing

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Screw Magazine to Pay Writers up to $20/CPM.
Screw Magazine to Pay Writers up to $20/CPM.
Writing

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Published in SCREW

·Feb 24

SCREW YOU! #2,833 — The Voices In My Head

By Phil Italiano I was hearing voices today… Indian voices. 7–11 not Native American. They — well, actually it was just one voice — calling me all kinds of names. Asshole. Dickhead. And saying all sorts of other crazy stuff, too. Turns out, I had the phone in my back…

Funny

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SCREW YOU! #2,833 — The Voices In My Head
SCREW YOU! #2,833 — The Voices In My Head
Funny

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Published in SCREW

·Feb 21

The DEA’s Draconian War on Your Body

By Billy Ballstein On February 13, 2023, the DEA issued a long-awaited response letter to attorney Rod Kight, indicating the agency has officially declared delta-8 and delta-9-THC-O acetate, which is synthesized from licit hemp, as a Schedule 1 drug under the Controlled Substances Act (CSA). While this decision may surprise…

Marijuana

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The DEA’s Draconian War on Your Body
The DEA’s Draconian War on Your Body
Marijuana

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Published in SCREW

·Feb 20

The Day The Murph Died (Or Pimps For a Day …or Three)

The Murph was one of the last of the old school pimps. He lived in a house on Grant Ave. in Schenectady, with his old lady and a bunch of his hoes. …

Biography

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The Day The Murph Died (Or Pimps For a Day …or Three)
The Day The Murph Died (Or Pimps For a Day …or Three)
Biography

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Published in SCREW

·Feb 18

SCREW YOU! #2,832 — Genital-Eating Mutant STI

By Phil Italiano “We got it totally under control.” I’m haunted by those words spoken by former President Donald Trump on January 22, 2020. That and, “It’s just that one guy coming in from Chi-na.” Since then, nearly 7 million people have died of COVID-19 worldwide. More than a million…

Sex

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SCREW YOU! #2,832 — Genital-Eating STIs
SCREW YOU! #2,832 — Genital-Eating STIs
Sex

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Published in SCREW

·Feb 14

Make Money Writing Dirty and Goofy Shit for SCREW.

Screw Magazine seeks writers of fine filth and other goofy stuff. I’ve literally made a career out of writing about poop and pee, penises and vaginas, dirty sex stuff and stuff that I’m probably the only one in the word thinks is funny. Of course, I have the ultimate platform for it — Screw Magazine — founded in 1968 by the…

Writing

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Make Money Writing Dirty and Goofy Shit for SCREW.
Make Money Writing Dirty and Goofy Shit for SCREW.
Writing

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